Les Desirable: It's Not Fair (Middle School Book 2)

Book Synopsis: I’m Les Desirable. Don’t laugh. That’s my real name. And my teacher, Mrs. Mudhole, won’t let me forget it. I’m a world-famous investigative news reporter with detective skills. While most kids my age are breaking wind, I’m always looking for breaking news. This is Adopt-a-Pet Cultural Appreciation Month at school. That means Mrs. Mudhole is dumping more work on us. Yuck! Since no one brought an animal to school for Show and Tell, I have to write a report about a stuffed toy parrot. Another wackadoodle idea of hers. But I don’t have time for homework nonsense. I have to help my cousin Bo Teak and Aunt Teak move in next door. When I hear Aunt Teak screaming that she’s being robbed, I call on my trusted intern Ebb Peckinpaw to scramble and help solve this breaking news story. Solving real-life news stories filled with intrigue and mystery is more fun than babysitting a stuffed parrot. A famous reporter’s life is filled with challenges—like the crazy Cockatoo that poops on me. Do you know what I mean? Les Desirable: It’s Not Fair is a funny and entertaining story for children ages 9 – 12, middle school students, and adults who are still young at heart.